Evolutionary change in women

Evolutionary change in women

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    Evolutionary change in women

    I just learned why women historically have smaller feet than men.

    It is an evolutionary process that has allows them to stand closer to the stove and sink.
    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

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    Hey! Who wrote that? Where's oldman45?
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    OH MAN, oldman45 -- you are in BIG BIG trouble now!!!!
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    Finally! Now I know why I have so much trouble in the kitchen, it isn't because I lack cooking abilities, it has to do with my big feet!


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    Hummm, I wonder why I am cooking Thanksgiving Dinner again this year than?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Finally! Now I know why I have so much trouble in the kitchen, it isn't because I lack cooking abilities, it has to do with my big feet!
    We have been meaning to talk to you about them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Finally! Now I know why I have so much trouble in the kitchen, it isn't because I lack cooking abilities, it has to do with my big feet!
    Some countries have a tradition of binding the female feet to keep them shorter. Many hardware stores have binding materials.

    Just a suggestion but I bet you are a good cook.
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    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

    "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

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    Realy. Up here People with small feet have a hard time with Snowshoes!
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    Not touching this discussion with a ten foot pole.

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    Yes, That's why I mentioned PEOPLE in my post .lol
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    Funny ! But I'm not going to show the wife....I wanna live....I wanna eat....

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    It's a scientifically proven fact that women don't require watches either. They have perfectly good clocks on the microwave and stove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman45 View Post
    I just learned why women historically have smaller feet than men.

    It is an evolutionary process that has allows them to stand closer to the stove and sink.

    According to my Science teacher, it's so that they can be firmly planted up "some one's" butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    According to my Science teacher, it's so that they can be firmly planted up "some one's" butt.
    Well....we all know how the education system has gone downhill. Anyway, a lot of women have trouble lifting their feet very high.
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    A 9mm might expand but a .45acp never shrinks.

    "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

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