Really Need Fast Emergency Help And Advice
This is a discussion on Really Need Fast Emergency Help And Advice within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Wife wants to know how much longer to cook our turkey before it is done and safe to eat.
Possibly another hour or two???
November 28th, 2013 03:27 PM
November 28th, 2013 03:27 PM
November 28th, 2013 03:29 PM
Ask the Griswold family,:)
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November 28th, 2013 03:30 PM
Forget the cook... call a priest!
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November 28th, 2013 03:33 PM
Scrape it off. It'll be alright..
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November 28th, 2013 03:36 PM
LMAO!... Your post made my day...lol
November 28th, 2013 03:44 PM
November 28th, 2013 04:15 PM
Reminds me of the wife and I's first Thanksgiving together. Poor thing stuffed the turkey with the giblets still inside, cooked it on 450 and it was crisp, dry, and a dark shade of brown, and her first ever attempt at making gravy I could have used to stucco a ceiling.
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November 28th, 2013 04:22 PM
I'm laughing, but I know we are depending on the little plastic thingy too.
Oldskeetshooter gave you good advice. Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 28th, 2013 04:26 PM
There's a reason I do all the cooking for holidays in my house. My lovely wife would consider that turkey just about perfect. Her mom burned everything when she was growing up and she adopted the same cooking method. When I started cooking for her she couldn't believe that things actually tasted good. Poor girl was 19 before she ever had a steak that wasn't well done. She saw me order one rare and thought it was raw when it came out. When I convinced her to try a bite she was shocked. She never understood why people liked steak before then. The way she ate them was just as a platform for the A1 sauce.
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November 28th, 2013 04:34 PM
I had no idea that the OP was Cajun. Blackened turkey, Cajun style. AiiiiiiiiiiiiEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 28th, 2013 04:36 PM
At least it didn't suffer. :)
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November 28th, 2013 04:59 PM
The food is irrelevant...be THANKFUL that you have someone to cook for you...well atleast ATTEMPT to cook for you!
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November 28th, 2013 05:09 PM
I was on the way to your place when I saw your post. Hey, look.....Mickey D's is open.
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November 28th, 2013 05:44 PM
I think it's safe to say it's fully cooked. Two words: turkey tetrazini.
Originally Posted by QKShooter
My gauge: internal temp of the thickest part of the thigh (on a ~20lb bird) of 175-180º. Presuming I haven't melted or torched the skin and breast in the process, but that's a function of how fast the bird has been cooked and the basting I've done. I'm all for those little pop-up gauges, but when things start looking more like charcoal than turkey, I also rely on a hand-held meat thermometer. As we all know, two is one and one is none. Good example of how that's all too true, sometimes, with cooking.
Of course, if the fire had to be put out with the fire extinguisher, perhaps even the tetrazini is out. Depends on how many canisters were used.
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November 28th, 2013 05:48 PM
I can pretty much guarantee its "done". I believe the accepted safe temp for meat is 160 degree internal temp. As ccw alluded to, location of the test is important.
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