Worst Christmas songs

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    Worst Christmas songs

    Feel free to add to the list of Christmas songs that are real stinkers. I start it off, I Farted on Santas' Lap.
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    Do They Know its Christmas?


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    Hands down the worst Christmas song ever recorded was "Santa Baby" by Ertha Kitt

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    I went to the bank to today, and they were playing Christmas music- the song that was on was horrid. I've never heard it before and hope i never hear it again. I have no idea what its called or who was "singing" it.
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    Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes - YULESVILLE (Christmas) (1959).

    Its the Ginchyest.
    Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes - YULESVILLE (Christmas) (1959) - YouTube
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    Any traditional Christmas song performed by a country singer.
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    "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas."

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    Years ago, an alt rock station was having a "Punk Xmas Song" fest. I dont know the name of the song, but I happened to tune in and catch the following line from a British Punk bands song : "Santa came down the chimney, and puked on me tree!"

    I about ran off the road laughing.
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    "Dominick the Donkey"...I can not turn that stupid song off fast enough when I hear it on the radio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8upguy View Post
    Any traditional Christmas song performed by a country singer.
    I suppose you'd rather listen to Madonna or Lady Gaggag do their screeching?
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    Worst Christmas songs

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    all of em.
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    Santa Baby
    So this is Christmas
    Do they know it's Christmas
    The Chipmunks anything.

    Give me time.. and yes, Bah ,Humbug
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    Worst Christmas songs

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    Santa Baby
    So this is Christmas
    Do they know it's Christmas
    The Chipmunks anything.

    Give me time.. and yes, Bah ,Humbug
    This is pretty much my list too. I usually catch flack for not liking a John Lennon song, but its just soooo bad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    I suppose you'd rather listen to Madonna or Lady Gaggag do their screeching?
    Actually, I'd rather listen to someone scraping their finger nails across a blackboard, than listen to "country music". The two are just about the same.
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