My niece's Christmas card

My niece's Christmas card

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    My niece's Christmas card

    Christmas ouch.jpg

    That is actually yours truly holding the tree, and an unsuspecting niece's husband on the receiving end. I swear it's not staged, I'm actually walking across and behind him, but she caught it at the right moment and made a Christmas card out of it. My classy family...
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    And I thought you were a nice guy
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    HA!!
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    Now that's funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Are you replanting the tree
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    LOL... reminds me of something my family would do.
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    There are others ways to suggest that he be nicer to your niece, but I think he probably got the point, or should I say trunk?
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    Hmm..he might not be able to see the forest for the trees.
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    Wrong end to be the angel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    Are you replanting the tree
    Fertilizing it simultaneously.
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    I have always heard "It is better to give than receive". I guess this is proof.
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    You guys might want to re-think using that as the Christmas card, as it appears from that angle you are about to hit him square in the rectum with the tree.
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    Whoop, there it is.......
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    I'm still just marvelling at the shorts and no socks in December (while watching a few flakes falling outside my office window)...
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    I thought it was an advertisement for a new pine-scented enema.
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