How long was my day, yesterday?

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    How long was my day, yesterday?

    So long, that I tried to change channels with my ice cream sandwich. (seriously!)
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    You can only count it as being tired if the channel changed!

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    OMG... thanks for this! I needed a laugh this morning.
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    Whippersnapper, count yourself lucky. In my day, we got tired kids to change the channels and ice-cream sandwichs were just snow pressed between two shingles!

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    Four trips to CVS for a stupid prescription, trip to mechanic to drop off wife's car, trip to physical therapy to set up sessions for the back (That's for you, JL), trip here, there, everywhere--Yeah, long day here too. Back to the mechanic this morning, trips to two doctors today and maybe SS office (Keeping up, JL? I do really feel old today.). I need a break from being retired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Four trips to CVS for a stupid prescription, trip to mechanic to drop off wife's car, trip to physical therapy to set up sessions for the back (That's for you, JL), trip here, there, everywhere--Yeah, long day here too. Back to the mechanic this morning, trips to two doctors today and maybe SS office (Keeping up, JL? I do really feel old today.). I need a break from being retired.
    When I get home from shopping and setting up for a big fundraiser Christmas Tea that's being held tomorrow (and I'm Chairman), I'll reply.
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    Yesterday was so long I missed it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TruckerJoe View Post
    You can only count it as being tired if the channel changed!
    That wore a gooder, Joe.
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    Also, in my defense, the sandwich was still wrapped.
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    That's as bad as my father picking up the remote, punching in the numbers and, holding it up to his ear waiting for the call to go through.
    No, wait, that's not as bad......yours is definitely worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugh762x39 View Post
    That's as bad as my father picking up the remote, punching in the numbers and, holding it up to his ear waiting for the call to go through.
    No, wait, that's not as bad......yours is definitely worse.
    This was a pretty vivid image with my whole "in my day, kids used to be the remote"
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    I once tried to add and subtract on my phone !!! ...........................Alright more then once .
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    Quote Originally Posted by aznav View Post
    Also, in my defense, the sandwich was still wrapped.
    THAT'S your defense?
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