Santa Humor

Santa Humor

This is a discussion on Santa Humor within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I just had to share this with you all. I hope Santa calls first so I know to expect him. Maybe a kevlar red suit ...

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    Santa Humor

    I just had to share this with you all.
    I hope Santa calls first so I know to expect him. Maybe a kevlar red suit would be in order?
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    Don't worry, it's most likely just a body double...I've heard that santa is now using look-alikes (just like Sadam) due to some close calls.

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    When we were kids, we all used to go to our uncle's house on Christmas day. One year he put a santa hat and a red nose on one of his dear mounts, we kids got on him some kind of fierce for that.
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    One year (way way back) my grandfather had a wet bar built in his house. Come Christmas he still handn't picked out any bar stools, so his buddies had decided to get them and have "Santa" deliver them one night. They had a key to the house and did thier best to sneek in dressed as Santa. Well in the wee hours my grandfather heard a noise and went downstairs to investigate. Comming down the stairs he racked the slide on his 1911. All of his buddies soiled thier shorts screaming don't shoot. Luckily no one was hurt.
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