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I hope Santa calls first so I know to expect him. Maybe a kevlar red suit would be in order?
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I just had to share this with you all.
I hope Santa calls first so I know to expect him. Maybe a kevlar red suit would be in order?
I'll keep my freedom, my liberty, and my guns. You can keep the change.
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Don't worry, it's most likely just a body double...I've heard that santa is now using look-alikes (just like Sadam) due to some close calls.
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When we were kids, we all used to go to our uncle's house on Christmas day. One year he put a santa hat and a red nose on one of his dear mounts, we kids got on him some kind of fierce for that.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
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One year (way way back) my grandfather had a wet bar built in his house. Come Christmas he still handn't picked out any bar stools, so his buddies had decided to get them and have "Santa" deliver them one night. They had a key to the house and did thier best to sneek in dressed as Santa. Well in the wee hours my grandfather heard a noise and went downstairs to investigate. Comming down the stairs he racked the slide on his 1911. All of his buddies soiled thier shorts screaming don't shoot. Luckily no one was hurt.
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
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You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is Dead!
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