A holiday story for the good guys and girls

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    A holiday story for the good guys and girls

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    What goes around, comes around.

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    Give the man a brake.


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    WHAT?!! No video?
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    Typically it takes a good mile to stop a Trane...<==(Y'all can thank Welder516 for this...)
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    Did the train get hurt??.
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    Another happy ending.
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    The knifed man whose home Webster broke into is expected to recover from his injuries. He says he did not know Webster before the break-in, but was able to help authorities identify the now deceased man.


    He may have identified him by recognizing his jacket and his shoes, which were 12 miles apart.

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    Which half of Mr Webster committed the crime?
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    I think they brought the guy's head to the hospital for the homeowner to identify. Ok i'm sick but you guys ani't much better
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    Quote Originally Posted by sealteam20001 View Post
    Did the train get hurt??.
    No and the wheels got lubed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    Thanks so much for this lovely story! It's got all the elements for a successful Christmas tale, trains and a happy, happy ending. I just feel good all over .
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    Q: How many criminals does it take grease a train?
    A: One if you hit him just right :)

    Q: What was the last thing that went through Mr Webster's mind when the train hit him?
    A: The front bumper of the train :)

    Q: Why did Mr Webster cross the railroad tracks?
    A: He didn't but he was this >< close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tdave View Post
    No and the wheels got lubed!
    That's one way to stop a Trane.
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    They interviewed the driver of the locomotive.

    Interviewer : Sir, did you realize you ran over a man on the tracks who "allegedly" robbed a homeowner and stabbed him?

    Engineer : No. I did not.

    Interviewer : Now that you know, how does that make you feel?

    Engineer: Great. It makes me feel great. Any more questions?
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