Dogs vs. Cats

Dogs vs. Cats

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    Dogs vs. Cats

    This has probably made the e-rounds already, but here it is for those whom may not have seen it yet.


    Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

    8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


    Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

    Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
    little dangling objects.
    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or
    some sort of dry nuggets.
    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I
    nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
    disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
    I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
    demonstrates what I am capable of.
    However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
    hunter" I am. The audacity!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
    in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
    confinement was due to the power of "allergies."
    I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
    walking.
    I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
    The dog
    receives special privileges.
    He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return.
    He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant.
    I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that
    he reports my every move.
    The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
    so he is safe....... for now....
    I can't speak bad of eather, We have both.

    The cat reminds me of Stewie on Family Guy
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    We have 6 cats

    My wife works at Auburns vet school, we didn't mean to get 6 cats just sorted happened.

    I always tell her to throw one at a BG in case of a Home invasion it will be the only use they will be.

    We don't have any rodent problems though

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    The way I look at it:

    To a dog you are family.

    To a cat you are staff.


    I have three dogs. I have never had a cat. If I had the wherewithall I would like to have big cat - a Tiger! I like big cats.
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    Sounds like my three dogs, whom I cherish as members of our family. Had a cat , who has since died. Cats are cats, not much more to say about them.

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    I sent it to my Beloved sister. Her cat thinks she's a dog. Heck of a hunter, she once bagged a duck and when we lived on a ranch her cat would line up her kills on our deck until she got the praise she thought she deserved.

    She had a way of winning over anti-cat people and somehow could communitcate what she was thinking very easily (mainly when she wanted to eat)

    She had a sibling that saved a family from a fire. That batch of kittens were a special batch.
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    4 My Son...

    I had not seen this before...and it was funny...

    I'm a dog lover and not particularly fond of cats...

    The words, however, ring true...

    Thanks,

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    cats v. dogs

    Dogs get special treatment from their owners and the dog thinks "They must be gods, they treat me so well and take care of me!" Cats get special treatment and they think "I must be a god, and I deserve to be treated well!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sojourner View Post
    Dogs get special treatment from their owners and the dog thinks "They must be gods, they treat me so well and take care of me!" Cats get special treatment and they think "I must be a god, and I deserve to be treated well!"
    You are absolutely correct.
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    The way I look at it:

    To a dog you are family.

    To a cat you are staff.
    Oh so true!
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    My current cat, Fuzzbutt, was a gift from Rhome (the holster guy). He was miles away from civilization hunting ground squirrels when something rubbed up against his leg. It was Fuzzbutt (who he called Target). The cat hung around while he shot, and was setting in the passenger seat when Rhome got back in the car. Unfortunately for Rhome, he had 7 dogs, and the cat buffaloed all of them. Ergo, I ended up with a spoiled, fat, queen, that views me exactly as expressed above. Thanks a lot Rhome...
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    People own dogs, cats own people.
    I have cats, have no rodents. When I had dogs I had a lot of rodents as well. Dogs serve as companions, cats are Family.

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    We have 2 cats and a dog. Cats think we put up the Christmas tree as their special play area. Dog is curled up in the corner snoring away since he got to eat, whiz on the fence, go for a ride, and had his belly scratched. Dogs are great.

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