So the Italians are jealous of the the US and Russia because they've sent people up to space and the moon.
"Hey we produced di Vinci, Michelangelo, the Pope!" the Italians say.
They hold a press conference just last week and announce "We will send a man to the Sun!"
Scientists from the International community tell the Italians "That's crazy, you'll burn up before you reach it"
But the Italians retort "Ah you think we're stupid or something?...we're going at night."
Wrong, wrong, wrong.:rofl:
You must be Italian? :1frech11: