Blonde v. Blonde

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    Blonde v. Blonde

    A blonde chick was speeding through a residential neighborhood one day and got pulled over by a blonde female cop. The female officer walks up and says "license please". The blonde chick says "what's that?"
    The officer says "it's that little square thing with your picture on it". Blonde chick says "oh" and starts rummaging through her purse. She finally pulls out her compact make-up mirror. She opens it up and immediately sees herself. Thinking this must be what the officer wants, she hands it to the officer. The blonde officer opens it up and sees herself, looks a bit puzzled, and says "well, if I knew you were a cop I never woulda pulled you over!"
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    A blonde walks into a library and goes up the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and french fries.

    The librarian looks at her and says, This is a library???...."

    And the blonde says, "Oh sorry! And then whispers quietly, I'll take a cheesuburger and french fries.
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    Hey, hey, we blond people have a powerful lobby!!! Once we find our way out of it, our wrath will be tremendous and horrifying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SGeringer
    Hey, hey, we blond people have a powerful lobby!!! Once we find our way out of it, our wrath will be tremendous and horrifying.
    Yeah, what he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SGeringer
    Hey, hey, we blond people have a powerful lobby!!! Once we find our way out of it, our wrath will be tremendous and horrifying.

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    Ive heard um b4 but still funny

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