New Dr,

This is a discussion on New Dr, within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. ...

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    New Dr,

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either.

    "Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? "I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling? ""No I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a s***?"
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    Very caring Dr. LOL
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    You comeback should have been, cause I like to shoot and collect guns.

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