The night before Xmas Fantasy

The night before Xmas Fantasy

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    The night before Xmas Fantasy

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    Not a creature was stiring cept me and my spouse.
    The doors were all locked and the windows secured
    For our house is set up for our safety assured.
    With ma in her PJs and me in my shorts
    We had just settled down to watch news reports.
    Then came from the front door a terrible clatter
    I jumpted to my feet to see whats the matter.
    As I rounded the corner my pistol in hand
    Inside of my home a stranger did stand.
    He and his partner away they did bolt
    For he realized his knife was no match for my Colt.
    They got to the street but not far did they stray
    For Ma she had called 911 right away.
    And the Sheriff told me as he drove out of sight
    Your the lucky ones, they killed two others tonight.
    Why do I carry a Gun? Because I can't carry a Cop


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    BlueSteel...Clever! May I Add?...

    To the night stand I stumbled,
    And then out the door...

    With my SureFire in hand and a serious look...
    I pointed my weapon at the dirtbag on foot...

    On Kimber, on KelTec, on Beretta, on Moss...
    Protect the 'homeland' so we don't have a loss...

    Dial Domino's while waiting...
    And order a 'ZA...
    Because 911 will tell you they have no ca'h (hey, it's a Boston poem)

    Your poem was clever...
    And I wanted to add lines...

    I'm not much of a poet...
    But at least it rhymes...

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    Very funny all -
    "To disarm the people is the best and most effective way to enslave them."
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    we got some talent here. I liked it

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