One in the pipe...duh

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    One in the pipe...duh

    Here's one sure to move the "one in the pipe" discussion along...
    http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-22.html

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    I strongly recommend - every darned BG to carry con 2 or 3 - never ever should they have one in the pipe

    Better still - encourage the slimeballs to not arm themselves.
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    hahahahaha. Another one bites the dust.

    On a simular note, I have a good friend who's alive today because of the ignorance of a BG. About 10 years ago, he was leaving his girlfriend's apartment in Maryland. When he turned the corner to enter the parking lot, he was approached by two guys, one of whom had a gun. BG#1 points his gun at my friend and says "give me all of your money," while BG#2 gets behind my friend. My friend complies and throws his wallet to BG#1. Noticing that he had keys in his had, BG#1 orders my friend to give him his car keys. He repiles "you are not getting my F'ing car." In retrospect, he now admits that was the most stupidest thing he's ever said, because right after he said it, BG#1 (still pointing the gun) pulls the trigger... click. Nothing happened. BG#1 did not chamber his gun. When he realized it and began to work the slide back, my friend punched him with all of his might. It was still unclear how, but when he punched him, the magazine of the gun was released and fell to the ground. BG#2 then hit my friend in the side of the head with something hard. It was hard enough to stun him and cause superficial bleeding. Both BG's fled the crime scene with my friend's wallet. While still dazed, my friend, for some reason he still cannot explain to this day, picks up the magazine and stuffs it into his pocket and returns to his girlfriends apartment to call the police.
    BTW, he now has his CCW license and carries anytime he's out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by razorblade View Post
    About 10 years ago, he was leaving his girlfriend's apartment in Maryland...
    BTW, he now has his CCW license and carries anytime he's out.
    Who is he related to in the state government to get a permit in MD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by razorblade View Post
    hahahahaha. Another one bites the dust.

    On a simular note, I have a good friend who's alive today because of the ignorance of a BG. About 10 years ago, he was leaving his girlfriend's apartment in Maryland.

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    BTW, he now has his CCW license and carries anytime he's out.
    In Maryland??
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    His girlfriend lived in Md, he was living in Va at the time :) I think that was one of those "minor details" that should have been added to the story, but omitted. Sorry about that.

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    Yeah, it's those little details that can trip up a productive life of crime. Like can't drive, don't know how to operate gun, try to shoot a cop. Little things......
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