This is a discussion on One in the pipe...duh within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Here's one sure to move the "one in the pipe" discussion along... http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-22.html...
Here's one sure to move the "one in the pipe" discussion along...
Proverbs 27:12 says: “The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and suffer for it.”
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I strongly recommend - every darned BG to carry con 2 or 3 - never ever should they have one in the pipe
Better still - encourage the slimeballs to not arm themselves.
Chris - P95
NRA Certified Instructor & NRA Life Member.
"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
http://www.rkba-2a.com/ - a portal for 2A links, articles and some videos.
hahahahaha. Another one bites the dust.
On a simular note, I have a good friend who's alive today because of the ignorance of a BG. About 10 years ago, he was leaving his girlfriend's apartment in Maryland. When he turned the corner to enter the parking lot, he was approached by two guys, one of whom had a gun. BG#1 points his gun at my friend and says "give me all of your money," while BG#2 gets behind my friend. My friend complies and throws his wallet to BG#1. Noticing that he had keys in his had, BG#1 orders my friend to give him his car keys. He repiles "you are not getting my F'ing car." In retrospect, he now admits that was the most stupidest thing he's ever said, because right after he said it, BG#1 (still pointing the gun) pulls the trigger... click. Nothing happened. BG#1 did not chamber his gun. When he realized it and began to work the slide back, my friend punched him with all of his might. It was still unclear how, but when he punched him, the magazine of the gun was released and fell to the ground. BG#2 then hit my friend in the side of the head with something hard. It was hard enough to stun him and cause superficial bleeding. Both BG's fled the crime scene with my friend's wallet. While still dazed, my friend, for some reason he still cannot explain to this day, picks up the magazine and stuffs it into his pocket and returns to his girlfriends apartment to call the police.
BTW, he now has his CCW license and carries anytime he's out.
Last edited by razorblade; December 21st, 2006 at 11:43 PM.
Geeses George can I pet the bunny rabbits?
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton.
His girlfriend lived in Md, he was living in Va at the time :) I think that was one of those "minor details" that should have been added to the story, but omitted. Sorry about that.
You got to love the Darwin awards. On a side note the Flamingo or “Bird” is a strip club (or so I have heard). I did not know they allowed singing.
"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
- William Munny (Clint Eastwood in the Unfrogivin)
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“My Idea of a fair fight is beating baby seals with a club”
Yeah, it's those little details that can trip up a productive life of crime. Like can't drive, don't know how to operate gun, try to shoot a cop. Little things......
If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good. ~ Thomas J. Watson, Jr.