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    Lawyer Joke

    You know the one reason that you should never swerve your car and hit a lawyer on a bicycle?

    It might be your bicycle....
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    Damn Good Forum Administrator ~ mighty bad joke.

    "I'll post you a good lawyer joke I heard today over in "off topic""

    Let us know when you're going to post that good joke Bumper
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    They are snakes aren't they?

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    Heres one I heard the other day...



    Does anyone know why they no longer post the Ten Commandments in the courtroom?

    It's because of the lawyers...

    The sentances on the wall that said "thou shall not commit adultery", "thou shall not steal "and "thou shalt not lie "
    were creating a hostile work environment...

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    A old one but someone told me today i had heard it b4

    What do you call 100,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean




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    What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road????
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    There's skid marks in front of the skunk


    Why don't sharks bite lawyers??
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    Professional courtesy


    How can you tell it’s really cold outside?
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    When lawyers have their hands in their own pockets

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    Q: Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps than Oregon has lawyers?

    A: Because New Jersey had first choice.

    Hey, don't blame me. I didn't pick the states. I first heard this joke when I lived in Oregon.


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    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
    And go to your God like a soldier.

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