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    The catch-all seasonal greetings....

    For My Democrat and/or Liberal Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than neither any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . In addition, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    For My Republican and/or Conservative Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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    SWEEEEET!!



    I'm the one on the left, My wife is still laughing....

    btw I am in the latter group so Merry Chrismas and Happy New Year to you and yours

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    A True 'Truth In Greeting'...

    For my Democratic friends......I still haven't figured you out YET!...

    For my Republican or Independent friends......May the good Lord bless you during this important time of year..."Merry Christmas" and do enjoy the New Year...

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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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    good job and merry christmas
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    That's awesome, good job! I love it!
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you, too!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aepilotjim View Post
    For My Democrat and/or Liberal Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than neither any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . In addition, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    For My Republican and/or Conservative Friends:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
    Good point and one with which I generally agree. But, and without any intent to flame or be disrespectful, would you accept a friendly reminder that not all of your Republican and/or Conservative CCW friends on this Forum celebrate Christmas. So, may I take the liberty of wishing all of my Christian friends on the Forum a merry Christmas, to my Jewish friends a happy Hanukkah, and may we all enjoy a careful and safe New Year.

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    Now I find that offensive on so many levels,

    Bwhaaa, haaaa, Who am I kidding,

    I Loved it.


    MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year to all.
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    Since I am a Pagan Happy Solstice to all. I will be bringing in my Holly and cedar branches soon to decorate for tonights celebration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raevan View Post
    Since I am a Pagan Happy Solstice to all. I will be bringing in my Holly and cedar branches soon to decorate for tonights celebration.
    Raevan, Happy Winter Solstice, from one Pagan to another. Catch you on the vernal equinox.

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    Love it.
    eschew obfuscation

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    For all my friends and relatives, liberal, conservative or otherwise:

    BAH, HUMBUG!


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    Quote Originally Posted by sojourner View Post
    Raevan, Happy Winter Solstice, from one Pagan to another. Catch you on the vernal equinox.
    Yes so we might see each other, Happy to know that I am not the only one here. Again Happy Solstice and may the Goddess bless you the following Year.

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    Too Funny!!

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
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