The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

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    The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
    raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting
    ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

    The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found
    them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne
    police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest
    police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm
    as could be:

    'Those ******** will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say
    convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his
    testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel
    room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were held
    up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
    doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy,
    Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he
    won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters.
    Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy
    to be alive after what they've been through.

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
    Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding
    creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look
    on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to
    go out and get those ******** myself 'cause I figured the Law would go
    easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't
    scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been
    shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the
    law changed about owning one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
    description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling
    the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she
    spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
    anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was
    them, the oldster recalled.

    So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
    door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em
    right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em
    most, you know.

    Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to
    spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
    the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
    but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp
    said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her
    for sainthood and a medal.

    DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!
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    Breaks my heart what she did to them Not

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    False as Unisaw notes....too bad though that rapists don't get that sort of treatment. If someone raped or assaulted my girlfriend, no one would bother having to consult Snopes on any stories coming out of WA state.
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