Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it
be that, "I do" is the longest sentence?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money, called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one... or even oneteen?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? Why don't they
just put their pictures on the postage stamps--so the mailmen could look for
them while they delivered the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Why do overlook and oversee--mean Opposite things?