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    Common Sense

    Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
    bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

    Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a peeing
    section in a swimming pool?

    If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay
    Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee
    Titans?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5
    enjoys it?

    "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it
    be that, "I do" is the longest sentence?

    Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

    When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
    cents in, what happens to the other penny?

    Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money, called a broker?

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one... or even oneteen?

    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
    forks, so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? Why don't they
    just put their pictures on the postage stamps--so the mailmen could look for
    them while they delivered the mail?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
    others here for?

    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

    Why do overlook and oversee--mean Opposite things?
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    Those are pretty funny i like it

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    I needed that. Thanks

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    Thumbs up Great!

    Thanks....Good Stuff!
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    Good stuff.....the Evian piece is great....never noticed it before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumper
    When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two
    cents in, what happens to the other penny?
    TAXES?!?!
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    Very good, thanks for the laugh!
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    Why is it we drive on a parkway yet park in a driveway???

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