Finally found the solution...

Finally found the solution...

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    Finally found the solution...

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    Cogito, ergo armatum sum. I think, therefore I am armed. (Don Mann, The Modern Day Gunslinger; the ultimate handgun training manual)



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    Great idea!
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    No sweat... I'll just pee in the bathtub.
    Firing a suppressed is on my Bucket List.

    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.

    America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.

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    Mrs. Whec has been making me and the boy put both down since day one.

    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    No sweat... I'll just pee in the bathtub.
    And you sir, are my hero.
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    That seems like it's just making more work for everyone. I'm unlikely to slam both lids down at once, I'd have to drop them independently or lower them gently together. Both of these slow down my walk to wash my hands. Plus, y' know', doubling the work the missus needs to do. Er, not doubling. Somethingening.
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    Our current plan for Universal Iron Lung coverage, just sayin'.
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    Good thing the March of Dimes worked. How, why?

    Alternately, for those with a tool shed, ideas, or creative loved ones to tell..


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    Thing is, at least when I served, "saluting the head" was ingrained in every person so the dirtbirds didn't pee on the seat. It was actually very difficult and took a very long time to train my brain to do otherwise. The spouse refused to understand, and demanded total and immediate obedience on this. I got there, but not till I fully loathed it.
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    Can't men wait a minute until everything stops so there is not always a drop on the floor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sister View Post
    Can't men wait a minute until everything stops so there is not always a drop on the floor
    We used to have a saying “ If your stacks are short and your manifold pressure low, step up a bit closer before you go”.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    We used to have a saying “ If your stacks are short and your manifold pressure low, step up a bit closer before you go”.
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    Firing a suppressed is on my Bucket List.

    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.

    America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenGoodLuck View Post
    Been doing this for years. Drives the wife nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ianthin View Post
    Been doing this for years. Drives the wife nuts.
    We can't win for tryin'! What did people do when it was just an outhouse or a hole in the ground ("Honey, please be sure to put the grass divot back in the hole when you're done.")
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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    We used to have a saying “ If your stacks are short and your manifold pressure low, step up a bit closer before you go”.
    Classic! I'm going to have a nice sign made up for the guest bathroom!
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