Do You Know the Difference

Do You Know the Difference

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    Do You Know the Difference

    ... between a sliding board and a toilet?

    So you're the one, eh?

    Police hunting 'mystery pooper' defecating on park slides | MLive.com

    Town's "mystery pooper" problem is "sliding" out of control (see, I could have written a better headline)
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    Speechless but LOL on the inside.
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    A sicko for sure but funny that it made it into the news.
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    They walk (and poop) among us.
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    I am thinking so well placed razor blades while keeping the kids off that slide would find the person fairly quickly.

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    Coat the slide with Ben Gay. Give the perp a case of the red asp.
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    Department of Public Works employees are supposed to be checking the slides daily and cleaning up any human waste, Murdock said, and the suspect appears to be using the slide only at night.
    It’s a crappy job but someone has to do it.
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    This story stinks , i truely am pooped out with all these stories about the waste and decay of society . Please do not go on the slide naked is the moral of this story .
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    I love that they keep a "daily log". Too funny.
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    At least he/she is regular.

    Department of Public Works employees are supposed to be checking the slides daily and cleaning up any human waste, Murdock said, and the suspect appears to be using the slide only at night.

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