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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright
1950 Colt .38 Police Positive Special
2013 SCCY 9mm CPX-2 Stainless Steel
US Army 1973-1977, 95B
It was probably just a test by burglars to check out the security of the house.
Don't let the facts cloud your judgement.
Bad luck has perfect timing Joe "the donster" deBunker
Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying...Ralph Waldon Emerson
Animal racism. If it were any other animal, they would have just said "an animal". But no, they just had to point out that it was a duck.
'Clinging to my guns and religion
Where’s the guys from Duck Dynasty when you need them?
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Don't call 911, call 1911...
I suffer from chronic & incurable "Condition One"
But I've learned to live with it.
Dinner, special delivery!
"Don't shout for help at night, you may wake your neighbors"