January 1st, 2007 06:55 PM
Things To Ponder In The Year 2007
Things To Ponder In The Year 2007:
Number 10 -
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 -
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 -
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 -
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 -
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .
Criminals are looking for victims, not opponents.
January 1st, 2007 07:46 PM
Excellent observations all. I especially like #6. I had never heard that one before.
DEMOCRACY IS TWO WOLVES AND A LAMB VOTING ON WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH. LIBERTY IS A WELL ARMED LAMB CONtestING THE VOTE.
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January 1st, 2007 09:02 PM
Great idea on #1. It would work great because they are hard core!
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton.
January 1st, 2007 09:48 PM
Pratical Points To Ponder...
#9...Hits home with me...perhaps it's my age...
The last Blood Moon Tetrad for this millennium starts in April 2014 and ends in September 2015...according to NASA.
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January 1st, 2007 11:08 PM
Great list! Made me and the wife smile!
January 1st, 2007 11:26 PM
Make me a sandwitch!!!!! hahahahhah Great stuff! thanks!
I carry because I care.
"An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject."
"Cling to the Father and His Holy name, and don't go riding on the Long Black Train" - Josh Turner
January 1st, 2007 11:28 PM
That's good stuff. Most of them were new to me.
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
January 2nd, 2007 08:43 AM
Hadn't seen most of those before, thanks for the morning smile!
EOD - Initial success or total failure
January 2nd, 2007 03:33 PM
Hilarious but all TRUE!!!
"The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
January 2nd, 2007 03:44 PM
Thanks they definately brightened my day.
By the way, I just took a good look at your avatar RR; that's priceless!
It takes a college degree to break'em;
and a high school education to fix'em!
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