Things To Ponder In The Year 2007

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    Things To Ponder In The Year 2007

    Things To Ponder In The Year 2007:

    Number 10 -
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 -
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8 -
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 -
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 -
    Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5 -
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 -
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 -
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

    Number 2 -
    In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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    Excellent observations all. I especially like #6. I had never heard that one before.
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    Great idea on #1. It would work great because they are hard core!
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    Pratical Points To Ponder...

    #9...Hits home with me...perhaps it's my age...

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    Great list! Made me and the wife smile!
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    Make me a sandwitch!!!!! hahahahhah Great stuff! thanks!
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    That's good stuff. Most of them were new to me.
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    Hadn't seen most of those before, thanks for the morning smile!
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    Hilarious but all TRUE!!!
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    Thanks they definately brightened my day.

    By the way, I just took a good look at your avatar RR; that's priceless!
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