Have another apple

Have another apple

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    Have another apple

    A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
    their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

    After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow,
    just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we
    are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
    be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

    The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be
    a sign from God!"

    The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
    miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine
    didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
    celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half
    the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
    the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
    to the man.
    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

    Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
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    Hehe, oldie but a goodie.

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    Pretty good
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    Hahahahahahahahah! Good one!
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    And to think, women accuse men of being sneaky and conniving!!

    Just glad JL and Sister would never do something like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    And to think, women accuse men of being sneaky and conniving!!

    Just glad JL and Sister would never do something like that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    And to think, women accuse men of being sneaky and conniving!!

    Just glad JL and Sister would never do something like that!


    Wouldn't want to bet on that would you?
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    Women are crafty . lol
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    Funny thing is, after Adam was confronted, his first comment was "The woman that you GAVE me".......

    That is a good life lesson. Blame it on the woman..Why not? It usually is the woman's fault..
    A wise man once said: "Bugout bag?..What's that? Is that all the junk you sidewalk commandos plan on humping when the SHTF...I'll grab a Nylon 66, a box of 22s and a poncho liner and in less than a week I will have all of your stuff and everything else that I need for the duration."

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    Police are on the way, so the sobriety test will be easy for the duped guy. Time for a breath mint.

    But, she is the one with the open bottle in the car.

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    If the accident happened on private property the cops won't be coming.
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