Hehe, oldie but a goodie.
This is a discussion on Have another apple within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them ...
A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we
are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be
a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Hóka-héy! Crazy Horse
US Army Vet
Hahahahahahahahah! Good one!
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
And to think, women accuse men of being sneaky and conniving!!
Just glad JL and Sister would never do something like that!
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
Funny thing is, after Adam was confronted, his first comment was "The woman that you GAVE me".......
That is a good life lesson. Blame it on the woman..Why not? It usually is the woman's fault..
"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other".
John Adams, October 11, 1798
Police are on the way, so the sobriety test will be easy for the duped guy. Time for a breath mint.
But, she is the one with the open bottle in the car.
If the accident happened on private property the cops won't be coming.