Hehe, oldie but a goodie.
This is a discussion on Have another apple within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them ...
A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow,
just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we
are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be
a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half
the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes
the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too! Men will never learn!
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
US Army Vet
Hahahahahahahahah! Good one!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
And to think, women accuse men of being sneaky and conniving!!
Just glad JL and Sister would never do something like that!
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
Women are crafty . lol
Member of the NRA
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want to destroy something .
Funny thing is, after Adam was confronted, his first comment was "The woman that you GAVE me".......
That is a good life lesson. Blame it on the woman..Why not? It usually is the woman's fault..
A wise man once said: "Bugout bag?..What's that? Is that all the junk you sidewalk commandos plan on humping when the SHTF...I'll grab a Nylon 66, a box of 22s and a poncho liner and in less than a week I will have all of your stuff and everything else that I need for the duration."
Police are on the way, so the sobriety test will be easy for the duped guy. Time for a breath mint.
But, she is the one with the open bottle in the car.
If the accident happened on private property the cops won't be coming.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither