This is a discussion on Brutally Honest Versions of Your Job Title within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; "Alternate takes on job titles, devoid of euphemism." My favorite: " PR Director" aka "Offensive Tweet Retractor" Fast Company...
"Alternate takes on job titles, devoid of euphemism."
My favorite: "PR Director" aka "Offensive Tweet Retractor"
I'm a civil engineer, a municipal design/transportation engineer to be specific. I design the potholed roads you drive on, the water lines that bring you contaminated tap water (lol), the sanitary sewer lines that carry your poop away, the storm sewers that overflow and flood your yard, etc.
I know how to design flawless systems, systems that work and will last decades, but I'm limited by economics. That's a lie, I'm actually limited by the amount of funds politicians divert and steal from the coffers that fund such work.
Anyway, I'm swamped just now and can't think of a brutally honest job title. I was going to think of something clever and fitting, but now I'm out of time.
Maybe someone else can help me out?
"Solids and Liquids Disposition Manager".
"Don't shout for help at night, you may wake your neighbors"
Shucks, I thought this was one of those sites you plug in a name and it spits out a warped name! I was wondering what it would do with Naval Engineer! LOL
I am a Network Engineer, aka the guy who plugs in cords
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet. – Gen James Mattis USMC
One of my favorites was when atctimmy referred to air traffic control as "cat herder".
'Clinging to my guns and religion
I'm a Workers' Comp Investigator, I get the video of people who may be cheating the System. I use covert video cams, night vision, do IME (Independent medical Evaluation) I'm the guy who follows you around and video your activities GOOD or BAD. I report what I see, and not embellish it. testify in Court. I do LOCAS investigatins (accident scene stuff)Notmuch Marital, but I've doen it. BEEN CHASED by Claimants...(ALWAYS FUN) I'm a SIU investigator and my "region" is Ma, NH, ME, VT, upper State NY. Done some high profile cases, and get to do things the PD can't... Caught Ministers, and other people who you'd think would NEVER do a scam off the system.
Part time, I sell guns.... always a good time...
Why Waltz when you can Rock-N-Roll
Graphic designer: Lead interpreter of contradictory suggestions. I call it "paints turds gold."
"Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don't have a gun, freedom of speech has no power." - Yoshimi Ishikawa
I am a retired consultant.
Consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time, charges you enormous amounts of money for the information plus travel expenses, and keeps your watch.
I carry a gun, because a Cop is too heavy.
Second Amendment: The difference between politicians and rulers.
U.S. Army, Retired
NRA Benefactor Life Member
Along that same line we have a septic pumping company that has the following posted on their pumper tank "yesterdays meals on wheels"!
Retired Police Lieutenant, Former MH-53 Pave Low Gunner, Retired USAF Reserve, Glock Armorer, AL Retired LEO Pistol Permit, NRA Certified Pistol Instructor, LEOSA Qualified
Active Fraternal Order of Police member
"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me" Phil 4:13