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Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse or Rapture....whichever comes first.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
I've never had Glockamole but I've had Guacamole and I LOVE that stuff like chocolate!! If it weren't so dang expensive I'd have it more often.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
You know that look women give you when they want some sugar? Me neither
So that's how they make the green frames!
...there is no arguing with such snivelling puppies, who allow superiors to kick them about deck at pleasure.
— Captain Bellamy
Will never fail to fill you up as long as you can get past the horrid taste the the awkward angle you have to use to grip the chip. Worse than all that, you will have a group of people who will tell you how amazing it is and how "you should abandon all other snack foods" all the while you just want to puke.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
- Roy Batty
Another "I'll Pass".
"Don't shout for help at night, you may wake your neighbors"
I'll take all the Guak the others are passing up. Love that stuff!
I tried swallowing a pistol, once. It blew my mind!
The solution to this is to fund the discovery of a cure. It also reduces the total amount of family that has to go through it.
I'd want the full-size one.
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth