I found a new snack food....

I found a new snack food....

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    I found a new snack food....

    Glockamole

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    I'll pass.
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    I've never had Glockamole but I've had Guacamole and I LOVE that stuff like chocolate!! If it weren't so dang expensive I'd have it more often.
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    I heard it's fattening!
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    Will never fail to fill you up as long as you can get past the horrid taste the the awkward angle you have to use to grip the chip. Worse than all that, you will have a group of people who will tell you how amazing it is and how "you should abandon all other snack foods" all the while you just want to puke.
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    Another "I'll Pass".
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    I'll take all the Guak the others are passing up. Love that stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    I've never had Glockamole but I've had Guacamole and I LOVE that stuff like chocolate!! If it weren't so dang expensive I'd have it more often.
    Noname...make your own! It's very easy, just make sure the Avocados you buy are nice and ripe. I do it all the time.
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    I'd want the full-size one.
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