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    New John Hopkins Study

    The National Institute of Health has just released
    the results of a $200 million research study
    completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins .

    The new study has found that women
    who carry a little extra weight live longer than
    the men who mention it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zsnake View Post
    The National Institute of Health has just released
    the results of a $200 million research study
    completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins .

    The new study has found that women
    who carry a little extra weight live longer than
    the men who mention it.
    Women are much like bacon,
    Smell good, look good, are good to nibble on,
    and are slowly killing men.
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    Finally a study I can agree with!
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    Nothing to argue here...
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    That is only news to single men
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    $200 Mil to ask one guy a simple question? We didn't get our money's worth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zsnake View Post
    The National Institute of Health has just released
    the results of a $200 million research study
    completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins .

    The new study has found that women
    who carry a little extra weight live longer than
    the men who mention it.

    Oh Yeah???

    Well...the first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    So there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh Yeah???

    Well...the first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    So there.

    Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh Yeah???

    Well...the first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    So there.
    Well we are quick thinkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh Yeah???

    Well...the first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    So there.
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    JL ,must have done alot of research on that ....................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Oh Yeah???

    Well...the first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    So there.
    and both the tampon and the bra were designed by men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    $200 Mil to ask one guy a simple question? We didn't get our money's worth.


    No ship Sherlock!!!!!!!!!! I want my tax money back!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceoky View Post
    That is only news to single men
    Perhaps gay men. Certainly NOT this man. My last girl friend always had a bit of a weight problem when we were together. I didn't know how to discuss this with her at the time without butt hurt so I left it alone. She would bring it up often enough to make me mighty uneasy tho.
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