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Southwest was always my favorite airline.
'Clinging to my guns and religion
Even cattle cars can be fun!
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
She was funny. I wonder how many times they have done that act.
It is surely true that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink. Nor can you make them grateful for your efforts.
If it's a NYC flight, I imagine at some point some plane is going to have troubles, in which someone fails to remember what the heck to do with the plastic, yellow "bikini" and air mask. Liability and all. That said ...
She was a hoot! Much more entertaining and information-packed than most of the intro's I've heard.
You can not pay me enough to fly SWA. When I fly I want to be left alone. I don't need the jocularity. If I wanted to travel like that I would take a Greyhound bus.
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?”
And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
I was coming back from Kansas City on Southwest and when we got into BWI the flight attendant came on and said "be careful when you open the overhead bins as items tend to shift in flight and we all know that shift happens".
There are 3 things I avoid in life.
1. Shopping at Walmart
2. Humana healthcare plans
3. Flying Southwest Air
Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. — Winston Churchill
That is one funny pre-flight briefing. A friend of mine used to be a Loadmaster on C-141s, his briefing consisted of “If we have an emergency, follow me”.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
When I fly I park my car, unlock the plane, toss my guns into the back seat, kick the tires and take off.
General avaition baby!
But, that's why we've got choices. Can always pick up a used Gulfstream IV and go it alone.
If I can't drive there I'm NOT going there.
Firing a suppressed is on my Bucket List.
I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.