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G-d, Make me fast and accurate. Let my aim be true and my hand faster than those who would seek to destroy me. And G-d if today is truly the day you call me home, then let me die in a pile of empty brass.
Sounds almost exactly to ALL of the "news" I have seen lately.
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~ Jesus ~