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    And From The U.K.

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    An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".

    The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

    The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".

    The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

    This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
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    Medical jokes are the best , LOL .
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    I've got some great medical jokes after 20 years of working in hospitals...unfortunately I can't post any of them on this forum.
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    I am udderly speechless.

    Old dairyman's joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugDude View Post
    I've got some great medical jokes after 20 years of working in hospitals...unfortunately I can't post any of them on this forum.
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    As a former resident of old blighty, I approve!

    I also notice there's no UK doctor involved in that joke, so it did exceptionally well to win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by welder516 View Post
    Medical jokes are the best , LOL .
    That isn't a joke.
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    Very well done Sister

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    Unfortunately most of the doctors are also jokes.

    Had a bad, Really really bad sinus infection, had one like this 20 years ago. So I knew what the problem was.
    I don't have normal symptoms, with me, this level of sinus infection causes the muscles in my throat to tighten, and the tissues to swell, causing difficulty in breathing.

    Went from doctor to doctor, kept getting told it wasn't a sinus infection as their was no drainage, and kept being given low dose antibiotics. ended up at ER twice as I had extreme difficulty breathing, they did a CT scan and told me it was tonsillitis, and to see an ear, nose and throat doc. Which I did, charged me 500.00 to tell me I was faking it.

    Finally I got a doc to listen, take X rays of my head, "Yep, you've got a MAJOR sinus infection, see this cloud all over your forehead?" all in all, about 6 grand to talk with quacks. Sigh, that was so much fun.
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    What do you call the person who graduates last in their class in medical school?


















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    Nightsonge's story is why I don't go to doctor's any more, despite having heart, intestinal and other conditions I don't wish to disclose. None of them will do anything to help me, they just keep trying to sell me various expensive drugs and seem to be relying on trial and error rather than using any actual medical knowledge they should have.

    I've been using prayer and natural remedies, all of which have worked better than any junk the doctors have pushed on me.
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