True Story.

True Story.

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    True Story.

    True story. Or as sailors say, “This is no feces”.
    A long time ago in a far away state I applied for my CCL. It was much easier back then, all you had to do was show up, tell them who you were and they took your fingerprints. You walked out with a permit, couldn’t be easier.
    So I told the Sherriff who I was and filled out a form which basically asked if I’d ever killed someone or robbed a bank. Since no one had ever proved anything I said no so they took me back to get my fingerprints.
    The Deputy was very careful to explain to me that their print station was in the secure area where the prisoners were at the county jail. He said some people freaked out and just wanted to let me know that was where we were going. I told him no problem (I had already been back there a few years before that).
    While the Deputy was taking my prints a woman I knew walked by, she was LEO and her husband and I had worked together a few times over the years, I had probably known her at least 10 years at that time. She saw me getting printed and just about freaked out!
    She stood there jaw on the ground not knowing what to say and finally asked what I had done. I just blurted out “She didn’t look 13!”

    The Deputy laughed so hard he messed up my print card and we had to start over.


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    Now THAT is a good story!
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    Not to change the thought of your thread which is hilarious by the way, but it's still that easy in PA. minus the fingerprints.
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    Most good humor is spontaneous. That was a good one!
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    That was truly hilarious. OP you got a Wombo Combo for that one!!!
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    OP feel free to use Wombo Combo anytime you want. I heard a guy on a BF4 video on YouTube use it and it just stuck in my head.
    In a year or 2 some whiz kid at Burger King or Wendy's will call a new hamburger a Wombo and the deluxe will be a Wombo Combo!!
    I'm just a spoke in the wheel but not a big deal.
    America...a Constitutional Republic. NOT a democracy as the liberals would have us believe.
    Give me Liberty or give me BACON!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NONAME762 View Post
    OP feel free to use Wombo Combo anytime you want. I heard a guy on a BF4 video on YouTube use it and it just stuck in my head.
    In a year or 2 some whiz kid at Burger King or Wendy's will call a new hamburger a Wombo and the deluxe will be a Wombo Combo!!
    There's already a pizza called the Wombo Combo.

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    Bravo Zulu Warrant
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    Quote Originally Posted by manolito View Post
    Bravo Zulu Warrant
    Thanks!
    I wonder how many people are googling BZ to find out what it means!

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    Sure you didn't know she was only 13. That's what they all say!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by archer51 View Post
    Sure you didn't know she was only 13. That's what they all say!!!
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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