Now THAT is a good story!
This is a discussion on True Story. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; True story. Or as sailors say, “This is no feces”. A long time ago in a far away state I applied for my CCL. It ...
True story. Or as sailors say, “This is no feces”.
A long time ago in a far away state I applied for my CCL. It was much easier back then, all you had to do was show up, tell them who you were and they took your fingerprints. You walked out with a permit, couldn’t be easier.
So I told the Sherriff who I was and filled out a form which basically asked if I’d ever killed someone or robbed a bank. Since no one had ever proved anything I said no so they took me back to get my fingerprints.
The Deputy was very careful to explain to me that their print station was in the secure area where the prisoners were at the county jail. He said some people freaked out and just wanted to let me know that was where we were going. I told him no problem (I had already been back there a few years before that).
While the Deputy was taking my prints a woman I knew walked by, she was LEO and her husband and I had worked together a few times over the years, I had probably known her at least 10 years at that time. She saw me getting printed and just about freaked out!
She stood there jaw on the ground not knowing what to say and finally asked what I had done. I just blurted out “She didn’t look 13!”
The Deputy laughed so hard he messed up my print card and we had to start over.
Now THAT is a good story!
Getting old was not on my list of "things to do" in the Golden Years!
Talking to each other here is good, but taking action is better.
Not to change the thought of your thread which is hilarious by the way, but it's still that easy in PA. minus the fingerprints.
Most good humor is spontaneous. That was a good one!
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That was truly hilarious. OP you got a Wombo Combo for that one!!!
OP feel free to use Wombo Combo anytime you want. I heard a guy on a BF4 video on YouTube use it and it just stuck in my head.
In a year or 2 some whiz kid at Burger King or Wendy's will call a new hamburger a Wombo and the deluxe will be a Wombo Combo!!
Bravo Zulu Warrant
Sure you didn't know she was only 13. That's what they all say!!!
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