Wal-Mart Brand Wine

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    Wal-Mart Brand Wine

    Got this one in an e-mail, just had to post it.

    Wal-mart Brand Wine

    Merry Christmas, and good wine for the HOLIDAYS

    Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2007, it will begin offering
    customers a new discount item - WAL-MART's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest &Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.
    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCAR bernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

    2. Grape Expectations

    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4my son View Post
    Got this one in an e-mail, just had to post it.

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    I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar. Hahahaha...
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    That gave me a chuckle! Thanks for posting that!

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    "Ah......the "bokay" of that Member's Mark Chateau Traileur Parc........reminds kind of the March Fish fry over at Freddies.... "

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    The ones I like the best...

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

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    so what abou calling it +MD2020+. More powerfull then the ordinary MD2020 (for those who may not Know, Md2020 was a popular sweet wine with street people in the 70's) also commonly known as Mad Dog.

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    MD2020 in the Gallon Jug Size.
    Terrible tasting stuff.

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    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel
    That's the funniest things I've seen all day! Thanks.
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    Dang.. if only I shopped at Wally World...
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