Lost my cat.

Lost my cat.

This is a discussion on Lost my cat. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. ...

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    Lost my cat.

    I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack with a large rock in it, at the bottom of the pond!" "Oh, yeah," I said. "Now I remember."
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    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Oh oh.

    Now you've done it.

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    cats...? you mean footballs??? hahahaha
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    Ok, I came to this thread all set to tell you how sorry I was to hear that you lost your cat.
    Now I just want to do this:
    Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain

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    I like cats... They taste just like chicken...
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    cruel. but funny.
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    I don't get the "funny" part of this thread, in fact I don't see why it is even posted other than you don't care for cats. Maybe you could enlighten me so I can enjoy what others seem to get a kick out of.

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    I would have no problem pounding the snot out of a human being that needed it......but have never been able to harm a little feline.

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    Like children,cats are EVIL!
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    I know where you can get a replacement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CWOUSCG View Post
    I know where you can get a replacement.

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    BBBBBBBAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zonker1986 View Post
    I would have no problem pounding the snot out of a human being that needed it......but have never been able to harm a little feline.

    Zonker, I do therapy on Thursdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldpsufan View Post
    I don't get the "funny" part of this thread, in fact I don't see why it is even posted other than you don't care for cats. Maybe you could enlighten me so I can enjoy what others seem to get a kick out of.
    Oh, please. Read the forum title.

    I suppose you'll also be upset if I told you where I got my slippers.
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    I don't understand why there are cat people and dog people; I love cats and dogs, but in the past several years have only had cats; they are low maintenance, cuddly, cute as can be, and they purr :)

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