Now you've done it.
This is a discussion on Lost my cat. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. ...
I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack with a large rock in it, at the bottom of the pond!" "Oh, yeah," I said. "Now I remember."
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
Now you've done it.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
cats...? you mean footballs??? hahahaha
"I tried talking them down. ...they made a grab for the girl. After that it was a short conversation."
"I am Wrath. I am Steel. I am the Mercy of Angels."
Ok, I came to this thread all set to tell you how sorry I was to hear that you lost your cat.
Now I just want to do this:
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I like cats... They taste just like chicken...
I carry a gun because the government would be happier if I did not.
I don't get the "funny" part of this thread, in fact I don't see why it is even posted other than you don't care for cats. Maybe you could enlighten me so I can enjoy what others seem to get a kick out of.
I would have no problem pounding the snot out of a human being that needed it......but have never been able to harm a little feline.
"Said I never had any use for one.....never said I didn't know how to use it. " Matthew Quiqley
Like children,cats are EVIL!
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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I don't understand why there are cat people and dog people; I love cats and dogs, but in the past several years have only had cats; they are low maintenance, cuddly, cute as can be, and they purr :)