Now you've done it.
This is a discussion on Lost my cat. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. ...
I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack with a large rock in it, at the bottom of the pond!" "Oh, yeah," I said. "Now I remember."
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
cats...? you mean footballs??? hahahaha
"If it's worth shooting once, it's worth shooting - how many times was that?"
"You cannot control the Enemy. You can control yourself. The Victory lies within."
Ok, I came to this thread all set to tell you how sorry I was to hear that you lost your cat.
Now I just want to do this:
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
I like cats... They taste just like chicken...
Velocity is temporary, mass is forever...
I don't get the "funny" part of this thread, in fact I don't see why it is even posted other than you don't care for cats. Maybe you could enlighten me so I can enjoy what others seem to get a kick out of.
I would have no problem pounding the snot out of a human being that needed it......but have never been able to harm a little feline.
Give to them according to their deeds and according to the wickedness of their endeavors; give to them according to the work of their hands; render to them their deserts. Psalm 28:4
Like children,cats are EVIL!
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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I don't understand why there are cat people and dog people; I love cats and dogs, but in the past several years have only had cats; they are low maintenance, cuddly, cute as can be, and they purr :)