Now you've done it.
This is a discussion on Lost my cat. within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. ...
I lost my cat, "Mittens". So, I went to a psychic to see if she could find him. "I see a black and white cat. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack. I see a black and white cat in a gunny sack with a large rock in it, at the bottom of the pond!" "Oh, yeah," I said. "Now I remember."
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2
Now you've done it.
"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."
cats...? you mean footballs??? hahahaha
Beans, Bullets, and Bandages. The only thing better than being ready is not having to use it!
"First comes smiles. Then comes lies. Last is Gunfire."
Ok, I came to this thread all set to tell you how sorry I was to hear that you lost your cat.
Now I just want to do this:
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I like cats... They taste just like chicken...
Death twitches my ear; "Live" he says, "I am coming".
Ephesians 2:8-9 (KJV)
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
~ The Apostle Paul ~
I don't get the "funny" part of this thread, in fact I don't see why it is even posted other than you don't care for cats. Maybe you could enlighten me so I can enjoy what others seem to get a kick out of.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
― Edward R. Murrow
I would have no problem pounding the snot out of a human being that needed it......but have never been able to harm a little feline.
"Said I never had any use for one.....never said I didn't know how to use it. " Matthew Quiqley
Like children,cats are EVIL!
It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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I don't understand why there are cat people and dog people; I love cats and dogs, but in the past several years have only had cats; they are low maintenance, cuddly, cute as can be, and they purr :)