Aliens in Politics?

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  1. January 5th, 2007 01:27 AM #1
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    Talking Aliens in Politics?

    I might get in trouble but the truth must be revealed:

    Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that
    an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a
    sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
    This is a well-known incident that many say has long been
    covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

    However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948,
    exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.,
    Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.











    OK, Most didn't but makes for a good joke
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  3. January 5th, 2007 01:30 AM #2
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    Duuuuudeeee!!!
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    Why would I not have a hard time believing that.
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    WHOA! Thats scary
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  7. January 5th, 2007 04:59 PM #6
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    For the sake of those who missed the line at the bottom of Miggy's post here are the actual birthdates of individuals listed.

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. - March 21, 1948
    Hillary Rodham Clinton - October 26, 1947
    John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943
    William Jefferson Clinton - August 9, 1946
    Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
    Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
    Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
    Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950
    Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940

    Hey, just because they all weren't born in March 1948 does not mean that they are not aliens.
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    The really scary thing is that they are all in my generation. We didn't have leagal abortions then so it explains why they survived.
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    Can we abort them now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    Hey, just because they all weren't born in March 1948 does not mean that they are not aliens.
    Ain't that the truth...

    Although their bodies may be humans, their minds work like they are full of alien logic.
    eschew obfuscation

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    Can we abort them now?
    Sounds good but it wouldnt matter. Ten more just like them would pop up to take their place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    For the sake of those who missed the line at the bottom of Miggy's post here are the actual birthdates of individuals listed.

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. - March 21, 1948
    Hillary Rodham Clinton - October 26, 1947
    John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943
    William Jefferson Clinton - August 9, 1946
    Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
    Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
    Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
    Charles E. Schumer - November 23, 1950
    Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940

    Hey, just because they all weren't born in March 1948 does not mean that they are not aliens.
    Dude are you sure I'm tripping on his post.
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    Heck - I was born 1945 - right in middle of this motley bunch
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    Aliens in Politics... look at the Gov of CA... Yes they do exist.
    America should have license to carry "children" laws...

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  15. January 6th, 2007 12:46 AM #14
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    I was born 59 years ago next Thursday (January 11, 1948), so I fall in the category as well. I'm glad that Feinstein, Pelosi, Boxer, and Kerry are not BabyBoomers. At least some of the aliens are not from my generation.
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    I wonder how many of their parents were Anti War stay at home types.
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