Since Lawyers Are In Season

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    Since Lawyers Are In Season

    I'll give you 4 quick lawyer jokes.

    What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?




    One is a bottom dwelling, garbage eating, scum sucker, and the other is...... a fish.

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    What is the difference between a lawyer and a 200 lb. sack of manure?



    The sack!

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    Most people are buried 6 feet down, but lawyers are buried 12' down. Why?





    Because down deep they are really nice guys.

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    Several years ago, before the USPS released the self-adhesive stamps, they release a commemorative stamp honoring lawyers. They pulled the stamp off the market after two weeks because no one could decide which side to spit on.


    To our lawyer members:
    The last two were taken from the monthly newsletter of a legal firm in California. When I lived in New Orleans I worked for a computer company and one of our clients always sent us this newsletter so we could read the jokes that lawyers put in poking fun at themselves. Those two are the only ones I remember, but we laughed at a lot of them.
    George

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

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    Those are good. I was handed a lawyer joke book once by a lawyer I know. He told me I should read it because there were a lot of good ones in there. At least they can poke fun at themselves.
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    Good point, these are all intended in fun and no offense intended...........right?? ...............OK maybe just a little then.

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    LOL Deep down lawyers are good people.
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