Actuary Jokes

[p8riot]

There aren't many actuary jokes, so here's the best ones I know:

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What's the difference between an American actuary and an Italian actuary?

The American can tell you how many people will die next year, the Italian will tell you their names.

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An actuary and a farmer were traveling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1,248 sheep out there."
The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"
The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four."

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[CopperKnight]

Funny stuff.

[Rock and Glock]

An extroverted actuary looks at your shoes while he speaks.....