Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

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    Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

    Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

    #6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
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    Bettys probley gonna get yafor that ...


    But i do like that list give mea chuckle everytime

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    Betty has probably read or heard it so many times that she either doesnt care, already knows a witty comment to say, again, or has a simular list prepared for retaliation. I know someone has such a list, I've seen it, but I dont think its funny, and if I did, I wouldnt admit to it publicly...

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    LOL! #1 is my favorite
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    Thats funny!

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    #1 rules!

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    I've seen that list so many times my eyes glaze over.

    I have a few comments about why guns are better than men... related to barrel lengths, caliber, accuracy, durability and recoil.

    Last edited by Betty; February 10th, 2005 at 06:21 PM. Reason: lys...dis....dyslexic moment
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    I've seen that list so many times my eyes glaze over.

    I have a few comments about why guns are better than men... related to barrel lengths, caliber, accuracy, durability and recoil.
    LOL, I knew Betty would come and slam dunk you guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty
    I've seen that list so many times my eyes glaze over.

    I have a few comments about why guns are better than men... related to barrel lengths, caliber, accuracy, durability and recoil.


    See? I told ya so.

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