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possible new sig lines

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    possible new sig lines

    Got this in an e-mail, some of them are already adopted sig lines by some on here, but they are a load of fun.

    When Insults Had Class



    "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

    -- Winston Churchill





    "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

    -- Winston Churchill





    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great

    pleasure."

    -- Clarence Darrow





    "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the

    dictionary."

    -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)





    "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"

    -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)





    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading

    it."

    -- Moses Hadas





    "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."

    -- Abraham Lincoln





    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

    -- Groucho Marx





    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of

    it."

    -- Mark Twain





    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

    -- Oscar Wilde





    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a

    friend.... if you have one."

    -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill







    "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is

    one."

    -- Winston Churchill, in response.





    "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."

    -- Stephen Bishop





    "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."

    -- John Bright







    "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

    -- Irvin S. Cobb





    "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

    -- Samuel Johnson





    "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."

    -- Paul Keating





    "He had delusions of adequacy."

    -- Walter Kerr





    "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."

    -- Jack E. Leonard





    "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."

    -- Robert Redford





    "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human

    knowledge."

    -- Thomas Brackett Reed





    "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by

    diligent hard work, he overcame them."

    -- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)





    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."

    -- Charles, Count Talleyrand





    "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

    -- Forrest Tucker





    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"

    -- Mark Twain





    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

    -- Mae West





    "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

    -- Oscar Wilde





    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather

    than illumination."

    -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)





    "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."

    -- Billy Wilder
    "fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
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    Very good! I especially like the one from Groucho.
    Cheers,
    Rod
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    And here I thought I was going to get a look at SIGARM's new products from the SHOT show

    Still a good read.

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    There are some good ones in there.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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