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    Dear Abby,




    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
    has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer,
    the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
    recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
    from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her
    taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Anyway, I have
    never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
    want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
    really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor
    cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
    of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
    behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed
    to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I
    take it back to the dealer?


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    A man and his motorcycle. Gotta love it!

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    dear sm Your harley is only " marking her spot " and this is nothing to worry about , it is normal since harleys are known to be territioral . Polish her chrome and burn a honda ( at least in effogy ) and all should be well .

    Abby ( by the redneck filling inn lol )
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    Dear SM.
    As a further foot note, Have you done your daily bolt tightning after your last run. Harleys are the best but they need all that extra love.

    Abby (by proxy)

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    What happened with the wife? That must be one good looking HARLEY. I wanted a Harley but my wife said no. She said it would be too much competition.

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    Hey, it's nothing to worry about. All Harleys leak oil.

    I hope that relieves you.
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    Hahaha, Nice. I see sm is here. Hi Steve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom G View Post
    What happened with the wife? That must be one good looking HARLEY. I wanted a Harley but my wife said no. She said it would be too much competition.
    Your wife is right, the only way she will get your attention is to buy one for herself.
    As to what happened to the wife, he doesn't really care till he feels right about his 'True Love'.

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    What happened with the wife?
    She will come to acceptance in her own time and show up with the favored beer . You should not concern yourself with this at this point ( at least untill you establish the reason for the oil leakage ) . Now as a self preservation issue if you happen to be married to Betty , Pax , or my wife ... the disreguard all my sage advise and memorise the following phrase ... " Yes dear ... i am heartily sorry , its all my fault , and it will never happen again " . I suggest if you have need to memorise that , well dont ask about beer lol .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
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    Leaking oil is OK. If it ain't leaking, it means it is out of oil. As for parking the Harley outside, shame on you.

    As for the wife, trade up. Many newer models are available every day.
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    Chorizo , just in case no one has told you today , son your a sick ******* , almost as bad as me lol .
    Make sure you get full value out of today , Do something worthwhile, because what you do today will cost you one day off the rest of your life .
    We only begin to understand folks after we stop and think .

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