Another Dear Abby

Another Dear Abby

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    Another Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,
    My husband has cheated on me since we were married, and when confronted about this he repeatedly denies it. He never tries to be intimate with me, and has even suggested I may be a lesbian. To make matters worse, since he lost his job he won't do anything but smoke cigars and hang out with his friends. After our daughter went to college he has barely spoken to me, even though I always stood behind him, even though he was cheating and lying. What should I do?
    Signed Confused.






    Dear Confused,
    Stand up for yourself and dump him, I mean for goodness sakes, you are a New York Senator!!


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    I was drinking a Pepsi when I read this -- You owe me a new keyboard.

    Fortunately that is not true I had just finished the Pepsi and am I glad. I have had that stuff come out my nose several times and it's not fun. I did almost hurt myself laughing though. Good thing the chair has arms or I really would be
    George

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    Dear Abby

    Good one! I have sent this to a dozen of my friends!

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    New keyboard here too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_cmg View Post
    I was drinking a Pepsi when I read this -- You owe me a new keyboard.

    Fortunately that is not true I had just finished the Pepsi and am I glad. I have had that stuff come out my nose several times and it's not fun. I did almost hurt myself laughing though. Good thing the chair has arms or I really would be
    That's what you get for drinking a pepsi when you should be drinking a Coke!

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    I seem to remember talk of a group buy on keyboards a while ago...
    seems we might have to start thinking about that again...
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    and a high school education to fix'em!

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    That's A 'Slick' One...



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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    That's what you get for drinking a pepsi when you should be drinking a Coke!
    College bookstore only sells Pepsi products. At home I only drink Coke. Friday afternoons I have to have something to keep me awake, so it's Pepsi. Actually if I had waited about 15 minutes Dear Abby would have had me awake for the rest of the day.
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    I hope the NRA gives her a beautifully-engraved Handgun to honor her (inevitable) Presidency as is their custom with some past Presidents. Then I'd like to see the look on Bubba's face when she fondles her new S&W .460XVR just out of the box.

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    Sorry about the keyboards, but figured this was one to be passed around!!
    I drink Coke mostly, but go into withdraw if I don't get at least one Mountian Dew a day!!

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    Hillary and Rosie ODonnel would would make a good pair. I guess that leaves Bill out in the cold. That was the best Clinton joke I've seen in a long time .My wife is still cracking up. Got any Rosie jokes?????

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    You had me going there for a second...then then punchline....The keyboard will dry out soon!

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