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February 6th, 2007 01:59 PM
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini, please". The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs', and other matters of equal import.
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked to attention and asked what he would have. "A Martini please?" Again it was superb The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50"..??
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked , ”A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?
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"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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February 6th, 2007 01:59 PM
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February 6th, 2007 02:50 PM
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February 6th, 2007 02:54 PM
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February 6th, 2007 02:55 PM
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February 6th, 2007 04:24 PM
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There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
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February 6th, 2007 04:43 PM
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Now that is the funniest thing I have heard in a while!! LMAO
"Do not fear those who disagree with you; fear those that do and are too cowardly to admit it" - Napoleon
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February 6th, 2007 05:49 PM
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February 6th, 2007 09:20 PM
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eschew obfuscation
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
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February 6th, 2007 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by
WorldPax
Just a matter of time before I zing a Republican
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"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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