This is a discussion on Labrador within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have
a great idea! I know how we can win back middle ...
February 6th, 2007 05:26 PM
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have
a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008'.
'Great, but how do you propose we go about that, asked Bill? Well, Hillary responds, We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes, like most middle Americans wear, and then we'll stop at the dog pound and pick up a Labrador.
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there".
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for.
With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the Bartender takes a step back and say's, " aren't you Bill and Hillary
Clinton ?" Hillary answers, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you Have here. We were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in some local color."
They then order a couple of beers from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walks out the door. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar.
Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled. Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. 'Tell me' said Hillary, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?'
'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two a** holes!".
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? (Yuri Orlov [Nicolas Cage] Lord of War)
February 6th, 2007 10:31 PM
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
February 6th, 2007 10:41 PM
The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD
February 6th, 2007 10:53 PM
February 7th, 2007 01:55 AM
February 7th, 2007 09:35 AM
That is so mean to the poor labrador...
"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton.
February 7th, 2007 09:47 AM
Funny...just E-mailed it to my Wife.
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