New Lexus: Equal Time
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"Madam," said the ...
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February 6th, 2007 09:49 PM
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New Lexus: Equal Time
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back,complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"
She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."
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"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
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"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
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February 6th, 2007 09:49 PM
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February 7th, 2007 09:00 PM
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Boooo!
Equal opportunity 'offender'! 
All in good fun - you've gotta have a sense of humor about ALL of it !
It's not about the caliber you carry, it's about how you USE it.
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February 7th, 2007 09:08 PM
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Cheers,
Rod
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February 7th, 2007 11:38 PM
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Not Funny...
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"That I cannot do."
"Give this to, uh, Clemenza. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away. After all we're not murderers in spite of what this undertaker thinks."
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February 8th, 2007 10:03 AM
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Idiot! That's an understatement!
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