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    Another E-mail joke

    One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
    Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

    He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
    and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

    The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't
    reside here."

    The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
    the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    Clinton".

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton
    is not the President and doesn't reside here."

    The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
    very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
    Hillary Clinton."

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
    said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
    speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
    Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
    understand?"

    The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing
    your answer!"

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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    LOL...very funny!!
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    Very nice!

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    Lets all vote and pray that the answer never changes.

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    That's good.
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    Thats a good one...

    I think I'll pass it on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Lets all vote and pray that the answer never changes.

    But Hillary says that she can do it and make much better choices for America!
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    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    So long as congress is witless and spineless, we'll have to fear the extremism and outright lunacy of a president. Solve the underlying problem (sheep in the senate/house) and it won't matter what empty mouthpiece is at the helm.

    Sometimes, I think the Mars Attacks gremlins had it right. Sweep away the deadwood until the true "fuel" is revealed. It's truly only a voting season away, though in practice they're all "of a color." Damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glockman31 View Post
    But Hillary says that she can do it and make much better choices for America!
    And Bill never had sex with that woman. Bill, "What do you mean by alone?" I Pray that she does not get back into the white house again.
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    That there is funny.
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    Yes, that there is very funny!!

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