Women in Leather joke

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    Women in Leather joke

    When a woman wears leather clothing,
    A man's heart beats quicker,
    His throat gets dry,
    he goes weak in the knees,
    and he begins to think irrationally.

    Ever Wonder why?










    Because she smells like a new pick-em up truck.

    Or to throw a CCW twist to it, smelles like a new custom made holster rig.
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    heh...ain't that the truth.
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    actually it goes back to when we all wore leather and were animals with animal instinct.

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    This is a family forum so I won't go into why I get excited when a woman wears leather.


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    .... exactly how much leather?

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