Castro's Army

Castro's Army

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    Castro's Army

    My young bride passed this one on to me:
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    A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is
    minding his business when a man with a large
    black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and
    orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him,
    The man drinks the rum then starts walking out
    the door.

    The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

    The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The
    bartender says, "All right then" and the man leaves.

    A few minutes later another man with a large
    black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and
    orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him,
    The man drinks the rum then starts walking out
    the door.

    The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay
    for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's
    Army." The bartender says "All right then" and the
    man leaves.

    The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar
    and orders a shot of rum. He drinks the rum then
    starts walking out the door.

    The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay
    for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me,
    Castro's Army."

    The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black
    beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his
    Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"
    Cheers,
    Rod
    "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded!" Dick Winters


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    Sick and funny at the same time.
    eschew obfuscation

    The only thing that stops bad guys with guns is good guys with guns. SgtD

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    They also did this in Ethiopia, drink at the bar & spend time with the "ladies of the night", when finished they'd say, "Send the Bill to Castro"...

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