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    Talking Next Question Please

    Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.

    One little boy puts up his hand, & the Senator asks him what his name is.

    "Kenneth."

    "And what is your question, Kenneth?"

    "I have three questions:


    1 ... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
    2 ... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
    3 .. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

    Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

    When they resume Hillary says "OK! , where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

    A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out & asks him what his name is.

    "Larry."

    "And what is your question, Larry?"

    "I have 5 questions:

    1 ... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
    2 ... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
    3 ... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
    4 ... Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    5 ... What happened to Kenneth?"
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century

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    Heard that same joke many times before but relating to Bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0.02 View Post
    Heard that same joke many times before but relating to Bush.
    With Hillary, it could be a true story.

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    The Real Joke...

    is Hillary...

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    Yikes! Who killed Kenny?
    eschew obfuscation

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Yikes! Who killed Kenny?
    Vince Foster did it! He shot Kenny with the same non-functional pistol he did himself with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopperKnight View Post
    Yikes! Who killed Kenny?
    Dont worry, he'l be back in 30 minutes for the next episode....

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    Quote Originally Posted by aepilotjim View Post
    Dont worry, he'l be back in 30 minutes for the next episode....
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    great joke
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