How to ride a Harley

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    Dude is good! Try that on a stock bike tho (even him) and death will soon be by!


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    nut, but i can get my buell up on the back wheel.
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    OK, how about this one. All show and no go.
    http://www.videovat.com/videos/2070/...son-crash.aspx

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    Dumb S**T...

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    OK, how about this one. All show and no go.
    http://www.videovat.com/videos/2070/...son-crash.aspx
    Gives us Harley owners a bad name...

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    Quote Originally Posted by retsupt99 View Post
    Gives us Harley owners a bad name...

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    Nah, but the assless chaps and flaming doo rags certainly do.
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    ret - yes. Probably a brand new rider with too much $$$ a not enough sense.

    lowflyer - I own both chaps and doo rags. The chaps help keep the legs warmer in the cold weather and the doo rags keep the hair from getting messed up when wearing a helmet. However, the chaps provide no protection on the arse in the event of an involuntary dismount.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowflyer View Post
    Nah, but the assless chaps and flaming doo rags certainly do.

    Having the assless chaps helps to keep me from sliding off my Dyna when I run into things, and the blood out of my eyes when I bump my head again......
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    Easy fellas, I was kidding. I ride a Buell myself so I am obligated to make fun of chaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowflyer View Post
    Easy fellas, I was kidding. I ride a Buell myself so I am obligated to make fun of chaps.
    When you grow up, you too can get a real harley and wear the real uniform. ROTFL

    Just kidding!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sojourner View Post
    When you grow up, you too can get a real harley and wear the real uniform. ROTFL

    Just kidding!!
    You aren't far off the mark with that comment. I looked at HD's when I was in the market and decided that I still have a few track days left.
    Whatever doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable.

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    As a rider myself with nearly 30 years of on-road experience, I can appreciate the way this guy handles the sporty, however, for what I paid for my Ultra Classic, I prefer to keep both tires on the pavement!
    Clearly, this nut has been riding a few years himself.
    But getting back to topic-
    Let's see him shoot bottles off a bench with his clutch hand while balancing on one wheel.
    THEN, I'll buy a ticket to the show.
    Until then, he's just another nut on one wheel, looking to hurt himself.
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