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    For the record , i appear to be one of the three fellas in the usa who cannot be the father of the baby ... but for the $$ i am tempted to thro my hat in the ring anyway lol .
    Now that's lies and you know it.
    My wife is the father.

    I'd say it was me but I had my tubes snipped.


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    ROFLMAO on the tubes
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0.02 View Post
    Now that's lies and you know it.
    My wife is the father.

    I'd say it was me but I had my tubes snipped.
    It doesnt matter, tubes, no tubes. You can't win unless you toss your hat into the ring.
    "Just blame Sixto"

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    Quote Originally Posted by srfl View Post
    ....he just asked the coroner via a courtroom telephone call, "what condition is she in?"

    (My wisearse NYC answer would be....."still dead your honor.")
    I think the issue there is the ME wants to get her out of his office. She's been dead a while, and not embalmed.

    Not to be indelicate, but she has to be stinking up the joint by now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIXTO View Post
    It doesnt matter, tubes, no tubes. You can't win unless you toss your hat into the ring.
    You know, for $500M or whatever is at stake I might just have them reconnected.

    /hat enters ring.

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    [QUOTE]Not to be indelicate, but she has to be stinking up the joint by now....
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    Not to be indelicate , but she has showered before ..

    Seriously tho i feel for the baby who will grow up dealing with crap like this thread . ( yes i am as bad as anyone , and worse than most ) That poor kid IMHO dont stand any kinda chance .
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    ...what bothers me most about this carnival show is that it's occupied more time than what's been reported about any one servicemember KIA in OIF or OEF.....heck, "American Idol" gets more coverage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGguy229 View Post
    new definition of a$$clown?
    Nooo...Apparently that one is reserved for those of us who choose to exercise our rights.
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    Amazing, Isn't It?

    That the new stations are able to 'cram' 3 minutes of news into two solid weeks?

    Sheeeeesh...

    The real sad part is that I've got Fox News on right now...guess what they're discussing?

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    I guess I'm the only one that has really enjoyed watching this thing unfold. Am I bored ? Really, Judge Fonzie is a class act - You never know what's going to come out of his mouth - better than Judge Judy IMO. As sad as the whole situation is, this has been a good week on Court TV.

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    I'm just guessing here but, after that little crying fit, maybe his doctor needs to adjust his meds.
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    I am awaiting the results of my fraternity test. It seems one of the fathers just might be my brother.

    That judge is a tool. He should be thrown in jail for aggravated public emasculation.
    Whatever doesn't kill you postpones the inevitable.

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    He is busy shredding what little respect was left of the Justice system, I am sure that most legal proffesionals are groaning over him and wish that he falls off a cliff or something.

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    I wish he was a piñata.
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