Do you know your state motto?

Do you know your state motto?

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    Do you know your state motto?

    ENJOY!



    Alabama
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.


    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.


    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain't Everythang.


    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More
    Plastic Than Your Honda.


    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.


    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts, Only Smaller


    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.


    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grand kids....
    And Our Voting Skills.


    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.


    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum; Leave Your Money)


    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.


    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"


    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.


    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn.


    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States.


    Kentucky
    Five Million People;
    Fifteen Last Names.


    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.


    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.


    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.


    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!


    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.


    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes... And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes.


    Mississippi
    Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State.


    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.


    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest
    Elections!


    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest.


    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!


    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone.


    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!


    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets.


    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    And No Right To Self Defense!


    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable.


    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan.


    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing.


    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.


    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal.


    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island.


    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet.


    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota.


    Tennessee
    Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.


    Texas
    Se Hable Ingles!


    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.


    Vermont
    Too Liberal For The Kennedys.


    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


    Washington
    Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!


    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!


    Wisconsin
    Come Cut the Cheese!


    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.


    The District of Columbia
    The Work-Free Drug Place


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    Five Million People;
    Fifteen Last Names.

    Hahaha, priceless.
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    Too funny.
    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
    - Sir Winston Churchill

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    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

    They stole my motto...........
    Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca

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    "An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper

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    Missouri - Couldn't come up with something better than flood relief?

    MO doesn't come close to matching LA, FL, and TX for flood problems... At least all of our major cities are above sea level!

    It's the country in miniature... left coast (KC) and right coast (St. L), battling flyover country (everything else) for every election.

    How about MO: At least it's not Illinois :)
    Liberty is an inherently offensive lifestyle. Living in a free society guarantees that each one of us will see our most cherished principles and beliefs questioned and in some cases mocked. It's worth it.

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    Tennessee's State Wine ... "We can't beat Alabama!" Oops, that's the State Whine - my bad!
    Jack

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    Tennessee.
    Our prisons are nicer than those anywhere else.

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    At Least We're Not Michigan.
    How very true, and someday when I die, I'll be happy because of that.
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    Great selection

    I know it might apply to other states too but mine for PA is -

    PA - only two seasons - Winter and construction''
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    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
    We have Spuddy Buddy too!!!
    http://www.idahopotato.com/spuddy.php
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    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    That's only because my sessionist movement hasn't taken root yet.

    I was hoping the Dakota name change a few years ago would have taken place if for no other reason for tourism.

    Oh well, at least we have the World's record Snow Angels. (Take that Michigan!!)
    "[T]he people are not to be disarmed of their weapons.
    They are left in full possession of them."

    Zacharia Johnson (speech in the Virginia Ratifying Convention,25 June 1778)"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed." ~Alexander Hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj1231 View Post
    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone.

    Unfortunately, they are coming and screwing with our elections.

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