This is a discussion on Gun-liners................ within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; These are some of the one line gun quotes I've collected over the years, hence the name gun-liners: (attributed where author's id known)
An armed ...
March 8th, 2007 03:37 PM
These are some of the one line gun quotes I've collected over the years, hence the name gun-liners: (attributed where author's id known)
An armed man is a Citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the 'phone.
Glock: The original point and click interface.
Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
Free Men do not ask permission to bear arms.
If you don't know your Rights you don't have any.
Those who trade Liberty for security have neither.
The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.
What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
Guns only have two enemies: rust and Liberals.
Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
911 - Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
Assault is a behavior, not a device.
Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
You only have the Rights you are willing to fight for.
Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
"...a government of the people, by the people, for the people...."
Gun control is hitting what you aim at.
Those who live by the sword have a fighting chance. [Also: Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.]
(from Peter Aguirre)
Blaming a gun for crime is like blaming a fork for Rosie O'Donnell for being FAT! (from Dan Nowakowski)
My Gun? I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it. (from Hank Jackson)
Firearm safety - It's a matter for education, not legislation.
(Stephen Wenger's sig.)
Bill of Rights. Void where prohibited by law. (Mark Moritz via the Libertarian Party)
The day they want my guns they'll have to bring theirs. (Charles E Roberts)
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. (by Robert A. Heinlein in 1942's Beyond the Horizon.)
How can you praise freedom, and condemn that which gains and preserves it? (Duke Schechter)
Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. (from Thomas Paine via Lace Pants)
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.]
(from Lucius Annaeus Seneca, "the Younger," circa 4 BC-65 AD, via Dr. Peter Wilhelm)
"The right to buy weapons is the right to be free."
(from 1951's The Weapon Shops of Isher by A. E. van Vogt, also suggested by Dr. Peter Wilhelm)
"Shooting. The only sport endorsed by the Founding Fathers." (suggested by Patrick J. Parsley)
"My wife and my gun: 'til death do us part." (from Lawrence Smith)
"When they come for your guns, give them the ammo first!"
("Boston T. Party" by way of Arizeder Urreiztieta)
"If you are free to be a liberal -- thank a man with a gun!" Bob Cawman
"Without my gun, the King of England could just come into my house and start quartering soldiers!" Nate Neterval
"The D.C. gun ban works - just ask James Brady." Mike Sullivan
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!" Jared Hathaway
"Keep guns out of the hands of criminals, buy them for yourself." Dean Karvan
"Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians." Terry Wintroub, Lawrenceville, NJ¹
Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.-Seneca
"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. If I have a gun, what do I have to be paranoid about?" -Clint Smith
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Jeff Cooper
March 8th, 2007 03:37 PM
March 8th, 2007 05:20 PM
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"To own a gun and assume that you are armed
is like owning a piano and assuming that you are a musician!."
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March 9th, 2007 09:08 AM
Not a one liner, or strictly firearms related, but awesome. I just found this today:
"Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add "within the limits of the law" because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual." - Thomas Jefferson
"Each worker carried his sword strapped to his side." Nehemiah 4:18
Guns Save Lives. Paramedics Save Lives. But...
Paramedics With Guns Scare People!
March 9th, 2007 10:35 AM
I don't think it fits with your list, but I have always liked the bumper sticker I saw once: Warning: Driver carries $10.00 worth of ammunition.
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out." British Prime Minister Tony Blair
March 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
How about, "I carry a gun, because I can't carry a cop."?
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone
The second amendment is the reset button of our Constitution.
March 9th, 2007 12:26 PM
After a shooting they always take away the guns of those that didn't do it.
William S Burroughs.
March 12th, 2007 02:04 PM
Lots of really good one liners. Steve48
March 12th, 2007 03:49 PM
I think you found them all!
Thanks for the post...
Gun control means using both hands...
Stay armed...stay safe!
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March 12th, 2007 06:54 PM
Good list. Dont forget Clint Eastwoods saying. I believe in gun control. If theres a gun around I want to be the one controling it. LOL thanks for the post.
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